She's a Bit Much
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You mean like a bonus french fry in the bottom of the bag?
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Like a champagne shower? Like triple texting good news?
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Like buying coffee for the person behind you in line?
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Or did you mean 'a bit much' like an unexpected upgrade to business class / or theme parties / or the band pretending to go off stage and then coming back for an unforgettable encore?
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Perhaps you were referring to that thing of being astonished by a sunset / or how puppies flop around when they learn to run / or the way some people take karaoke really seriously?
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Maybe you just meant sprinkles / confetti / balloon drops / witty comebacks / generous tips / fireworks / waterslides / serotonin / cherries on top / and the fact that maybe we were put on this planet simply to enjoy ourselves? Then yes, I agree—she is a bit much.
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Aren't we so lucky she's here?
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-Lyndsay Rush
